𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐥 𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐬
eighteen. geordie dickhead. kaylas much cooler brother. bi, female lean. single. mildly dyslexic. jake peralta wannabe. laughs a lot. jorja smith enthusiast. hates small talk and tomatoes. lives in hoodies. once voted most likely to win the lottery and lose the ticket. no volume control. has read like 3 books in total. thinks he’s a comedian. strong accent. hungry 24/7. dad jokes. shit at maths. could beat you at mario kart. once lit his own hand on fire by accident. would die for subway cookies.
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